Hey, I am a big fan of Hampton Inns. They are relatively inexpensive and generally are clean and comfortable. You generally know what you are getting.
One of the worst nights I ever had was in New Orleans, at a Doubletree hotel. The walls were thin and for some reason folks would always slam their doors when leaving. Maybe the doors slammed themselves. Anyway, my wife and I were constantly being woken up by the sound of doors slamming down the hall.
This pool sign is from the Hampton Inn in Orlando, that has seen better days. Don't go in the pool if you have ...diarrhea! Yikes! Do people really need to be told this?