Why People NEVER Change Their Password

One of my friends sent me this humorous post.  It's spot on.

This is a script of the interaction I had with my PC the last time I tried to change my Windows password:

 

 

 

WINDOWS:

Please enter your new password.

 

USER:

Cabbage

 

WINDOWS:

Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

 

USER:

Boiled cabbage

 

WINDOWS:

Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

 

USER:

1 boiled cabbage

 

WINDOWS:

Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces

 

USER:

50damnboiledcabbages

 

WINDOWS:

Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

 

USER:

50DAMNboiledcabbages

 

WINDOWS:

Sorry the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

 

USER:

50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow !

 

WINDOWS:

Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

 

USER:

ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

 

WINDOWS:

Sorry, that password is already in use.